What they want you to think is that it’s a simple store advertisement.
When in reality:
Ai: MOM, CAN WE GET CHICKEN NUGGERS
Rin: Hmm… what do you think, honey?
Sousuke: I think I’m too big for my shirt.
Rei: MOOOM, IT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL.
Nagisa: Shoulda got what I got nerd
Makoto: I’M SO PROUD OF OUR CHILDREN. LOOK HOW PROUD OF OUR CHILDREN I AM. LET’S HAVE MORE CHILDREN.
Haru: … mmn noodles
Don’t you just love family outings
^w^ Oh my darling! ~ I’m afraid you have it wrong, for it’s clearly you that is the radiant beauty here ~ <3
And no, I’m not dating anyone currently. *dramatic pose* I truly am a lonely prince…however, I will say I am rather drawn to your gorgeous self, Princess ~ c;
1. literally just fucking talk to me
2. thats it